*Sigh*

Act 1
Place: Fenton Foot Care parking lot
Time: Yesterday around 8:30am
Frederick (my car) and I pull into parking lot and park underneath the tree at the side of the lot. I enter building and begin working.

Act 2
Place: Inside Fenton Foot Care at my desk and outside in the parking lot
Time: Somewhere around 10am
Woman enters. Pays bill and leaves. Woman enters once again. Woman says "You know that Cadillac parked outside? I backed into it." Me *facepalm* Thinking "How the holy hell did you back into my car where it was parked? What were you driving a stretch fucking limo?" but saying "That's ok it was an accident. Thank you for being honest and not just driving away." We exit building to examine the damage to Frederick. Big dent.

Act 3
Place: Outside room 3
Time: Sometime after lunch
Me to Dr. Hirt "So some lady hit my car earlier." Dr. Hirt nodding...nodding...nodding...making a WTF face complete with eyes popping out of head. I lol at his expression.

That completes The Sorrow of Frederick in 3 parts.
Frederick and I bow and gracefully accept the applause and thrown flowers of the delighted audience.

The next project of The Fenton Foot Care Players will be "An Evening at Mo Doggy's with Maggie and Jenaaaaaaaay"